CONTACT

[abster]

phone: [series of numbers]
"This is Abigail, you know what to do."
email: abster@hacknet.org

Comments

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Of course I'll take her.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Thank god, they're so creepy and give me nightmares. She'll probably end up having nightmares as well by the way, so look forward to that.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

I think she'll be fine with them.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

You've clearly never paid five nights at Freddy's dad.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Never even heard of it.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Have you got your laptop on? See the mouse moving, that's me. Installing it now. You should totally play it then tell me that Gabby won't have nightmares because the pizza party place in town totally has one of those creepy chickens.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

I really wish you wouldn't do that to my computer.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Why? I'm not exactly snooping, and it's not like you don't apparently want to use my skills so... what's the problem.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Just because I ask for help doesn't make it an open invitation to snoop.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I'm installing something, I'm not looking in your files.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Good.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Now, you've made me want to know what's on there. Is it bad? Is it... porn? I really don't want to know if it's that because that's really gross.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Sex tapes of Virginia and I.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

DAD!

Re: TEXT

[abster]

EW, oh god that's so gross and wrong. You're both so old. My mind will never be clean.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

You never know which file on there will be one of the videos.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Well, it'll be a video file obviously. That's so gross, why would you even make a sex- ugh, you're the worst.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Video file would be too obvious.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I'm not looking, you are the worst. The absolute worst. Why would anyone want to watch that? Ewwww.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

This may be difficult for you to believe but some people consider me attractive.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Well, they're wrong and clearly my mom had terrible taste. You're old, like old guy old. You're older than that creepy lawyer guy.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

You're too kind.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I'm your daughter, it's what we're supposed to do.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

I guess I'm just no Ed Cabot or Kim Yoo.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I- no, you're not. Kim is really sweet, and Ed is... complicated.