I know, this is the paper that said I was dating my dad. Maybe I should just start leaving marks on you so people know you're my boyfriend.
I didn't even go to New York! And I left the paper all disheveled because there was a BEE.
Kim, I know! I believe you. I trust you. Although why did you undress for a bee or look dishevelled for a bee?
Oh. Good. I didn't undress for it. It flew at me and I sort of freaked out. Bees are scary.
Unless did you want me to get all crazy jealous because I can if you want.
Bees are fuzzy, adorable friends unless you're allergic to them.
What would that look like?
They have stingers and they can swarm you.
Probably very messy. Like me yelling and throwing things at you kind of messy. And at least being 20x more sarcastic.
They only sting when provoked, and okay swarms are a bit freaky but it's what they have to do.
I'm cool with you trusting me.
But we don't know if they've been provoked recently or not!
Good, I'll meet you in about ten then.
Look, they're just tiny buzzy dorks. Leave them bee (haha) and you'll be fine. Wasps? Kill them, kill them hardcore.
I'm at the Quill.
You're so weird.
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I know, this is the paper that said I was dating my dad. Maybe I should just start leaving marks on you so people know you're my boyfriend.
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I didn't even go to New York! And I left the paper all disheveled because there was a BEE.
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Kim, I know! I believe you. I trust you. Although why did you undress for a bee or look dishevelled for a bee?
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Oh. Good. I didn't undress for it. It flew at me and I sort of freaked out. Bees are scary.
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Unless did you want me to get all crazy jealous because I can if you want.
Bees are fuzzy, adorable friends unless you're allergic to them.
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What would that look like?
They have stingers and they can swarm you.
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Probably very messy. Like me yelling and throwing things at you kind of messy. And at least being 20x more sarcastic.
They only sting when provoked, and okay swarms are a bit freaky but it's what they have to do.
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I'm cool with you trusting me.
But we don't know if they've been provoked recently or not!
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Good, I'll meet you in about ten then.
Look, they're just tiny buzzy dorks. Leave them bee (haha) and you'll be fine. Wasps? Kill them, kill them hardcore.
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I'm at the Quill.
You're so weird.