CONTACT

[abster]

phone: [series of numbers]
"This is Abigail, you know what to do."
email: abster@hacknet.org

Comments

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Just because I ask for help doesn't make it an open invitation to snoop.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I'm installing something, I'm not looking in your files.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Good.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Now, you've made me want to know what's on there. Is it bad? Is it... porn? I really don't want to know if it's that because that's really gross.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Sex tapes of Virginia and I.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

DAD!

Re: TEXT

[abster]

EW, oh god that's so gross and wrong. You're both so old. My mind will never be clean.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

You never know which file on there will be one of the videos.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Well, it'll be a video file obviously. That's so gross, why would you even make a sex- ugh, you're the worst.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

Video file would be too obvious.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I'm not looking, you are the worst. The absolute worst. Why would anyone want to watch that? Ewwww.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

This may be difficult for you to believe but some people consider me attractive.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Well, they're wrong and clearly my mom had terrible taste. You're old, like old guy old. You're older than that creepy lawyer guy.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

You're too kind.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I'm your daughter, it's what we're supposed to do.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

I guess I'm just no Ed Cabot or Kim Yoo.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I- no, you're not. Kim is really sweet, and Ed is... complicated.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

You don't think I can be sweet?

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I'm pretty sure you're at least eighty percent Satan.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

What's the remaining 20%?

Re: TEXT

[abster]

Demon spawn.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

No, if I was the devil that's what you would be, sweetie.

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I sometimes feel like the spawn of Satan.

Re: TEXT

[scaledtokill]

How so?

Re: TEXT

[abster]

I don't know, I'm not exactly going anywhere fast. I make really crappy decisions. I'm going to hurt everyone I love.